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1. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it? 2. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 3. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 4. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. 5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 6. Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? 7. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too. 8. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” 9. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. 10. Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
Posted on: Sun, 05 Oct 2014 07:39:10 +0000

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