1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down, we need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us whining about you leaving it down. 2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you Live with it. 3. Saturday= sports. 4. Crying is blackmail. 5. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work. Strong hints don’t work! Obvious hints don’t work! Just say it! 6. We don’t remember dates. Mark them on the calendar and remind us frequently. 7. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 8. Come to us with a problem only if you want to help us solve it. That’s what you do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for. 9. Check your oil please. 10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in arguments. In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days. 11. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We refuse to answer that question anymore. 12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 13. Let us look, it doesn’t hurt anymore, to look. And for us its genetics. 14. Whenever possible please say whatever you want to say during commercials. 15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do us. 16. ALL men see in only 16 colours. Peach for example is a fruit not a colour. We have no idea of what maure is. 17. We are not mind readers and never will be. 18. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing” we will believe you. 19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. 20.You have enough clothes. 21.You have too many shoes. 22.It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together. No, it doesn’t matter which quiz. 23.BEER is an exciting for us as handbags, wedding gowns etc, are for you.
Posted on: Thu, 22 Aug 2013 07:18:09 +0000
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