1. Marriage : Every man should get married some time; After all, happiness is not the only thing in life ............. 2. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have ; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her ......Agatha christie 3. Bachelors should be heavily taxed; It is not fair that some should be happier than others .... oscar wild 4.Dont marry for money ; you can borrow it cheaper...... scottish proverb 5. I dont worry about terrorism.. I was married for two years.......... sam kinison 6. A psychiatrist is a person who will give expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.........Anonymous 7. Bachelors know more about women than married men ; otherwise they would be married too... H.L. Mencken 8. Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later and they die earlier ...... H.L.Mencken 9. A man without a woman is like a fish without bycycle ...... U2 10. Marriage is a three ring circus: Engagement ring..............wedding ring..........................suffering 11. When a newly married couple smiles, every one knows why, when a ten year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why..... 12. Love is blind but marriage is an eye opener 13. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing; either the car is new or the wife 14. A man asks his wife where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said some where I have never been. He told how about the kitchen?.............. 15. A man said I always hold my wifes hands. His friend said how romantic. Man says bull s... If I leave her she shops. 16. A man said that his wife went to the parlour for two hours and got a mud pack. She looked great in the mud pack but it fell off later........ 17. A woman runs after a garbage truck, yelling, Am I too late for the garbage? Following her down the street her husband yells, no jump in.. 18. A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?. The first man approached him and said, sir, I dont wish to interfere with your grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I have ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, My wifes first husband. 19. Before the marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the Y becomes silent. and comes the best one..... 20. A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw a penny..... The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well and drowned.. The husband was stunned for a while, but then smiled and said oh, it really works............
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 16:30:08 +0000
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