1.My boyfriend isnt allowed to get glasses or contacts. What do you need better vision for? You seeing someone else? 2.My boyfriend not allowed to take a jog around the block, what the hell is he trying to do? Practice how he will run away from me? I dont think so. 3.My boyfriend isnt allowed to yawn around me in public... Gonna have people thinking our relationship is boring & shit. Hold that yawn in!! 4.My boyfriend isnt allowed to wish on shooting stars, what is he trying to wish for? Im his biggest dream come true. 5.My boyfriend isnt allowed to drink no milkshakes! What you trying to do? bring all the girls to your yard? 6.My boyfriend isnt allowed to use salt or pepper. The hell he trying to spice his life up for? he already has me! 7.My boyfriend not allowed to hide his phone from me. As long as were together its not an iPhone its a WEPhone 8.My boyfriend isnt allowed to wear anything Nike. The only thing he better be just doing is me. 9.My boyfriend isnt allowed to talk to other girls while im asleep. you not tired?You wanna talk to somebody?Say a prayer & get to know Jesus 10.My boyfriend not allowed to answer knock knock jokes. You expecting somebody? Sit down, Ill get it. This is why I a single
Posted on: Sat, 24 May 2014 16:26:00 +0000
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