1. Open a box of Captain Crunch. 2. Have a bowl. 3. Note that - TopicsExpress



          

1. Open a box of Captain Crunch. 2. Have a bowl. 3. Note that it is sweet, crunchy and fresh. 4. Realize you are almost 40. 5. Eat no CC for a week or so. 6. Leave the country for another 10 days. 7. Realize you have no food because you have been out of town. 8. Eat some frozen food. 9. Imagine you think you are still hungry. 10. Notice the aging Captain Crunch languishing in the cabinet. 11. Have another bowl. 12. Note that the cereals state of crunchy, yellow goodness is unchanged. 13. Go to bed ashamed.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 02:57:03 +0000

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