1. SITUATION. A. Enemy Forces continue to harass and entice TV viewers to buy useless shit this holiday season. B. Friendly Forces continue to equip open-minded individuals into stocking up on life necessities and tools this holiday season instead of wasting it on senseless bullshit. 2. MISSION. You turn off that TV when you see commercials in order to suppress enemy influence over your shopping decisions. 3. EXECUTION. The purpose of this mission is to open your eyes to whats happening globally in the food industry and economy instead of being stuck in the entertainment industry. This can only be accomplished if your mind is open to the possibility that the government is conspiring against the people. In the end state, you will at least be mentally prepared for whats to come. 4. SUSTAINMENT. Recommended items to stock up on follow: Ammo Archery Bows + Arrows Axes Baby Wipes Baking Soda Batteries Blades Blankets Blush Bolts Canned Foods (that dont contain dangerous ingredients) Chap Stick Charging System (solar-powered/manual) Cheap Whiskey Cigarettes CLP (cleaner-lubricant-protectant) Condoms Construction Material Cotton Pads Cotton Swabs Crossbows + Bolts Dehydrated Food Dental Floss Deodorant Eye Liner Eye Shadow Firewood Flashlights (crank-powered/battery-powered) Glass Air-Tight Containers Hair Gel How to Survive the End of the World as We Know It Book Hydrogen Peroxide Knife Sharpeners Knives Lanterns + Lantern Oil Lighters Lighter Fluid Lip Stick Machetes Maxi Pads Medical Supplies POL (petroleum, oil, lubricants) Nails Nail Polish Nuts Rags Razors Rope Seeds Sharpening Stones Shaving Cream Shoe-Inserts Socks Spare parts Staples Tampons Tape Toilet paper Tools Toothbrushes Twine Underwear Walkie Talkies (rechargeable w/ option to use batteries) Washers Water Water Purifiers Zombie Combat Manual Book Zombie Survival Guide Book 5. COMMAND & CONTROL. This really depends on who else is on the same page...
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 17:29:42 +0000
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