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1 Ship 300 sardaro ko le ja raha tha. Bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye. . . Kaise?? . ? . ? . Ship band ho gaya tha aur Saare sardar dhakka dene ke liye utargaye. 1 sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui...Par uski lash muskurate huye mili... Yamraj ne sardar se puchha aisa kyun? Sardar bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai. Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchneke baad use jaane kyon diya? Santa: Doc Saab, main chashma laga ke padh to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek hai.. Doc saab varna anpadh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai. Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le. Santa- Tu miror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai? Banta- Iske 3 fayde hain. 1. Sath me revsion ho jata hai. 2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai. 3. Padhne ke liye company mil jati hai. Ek sardar plane mein pilot se headphone chheen raha tha. Pilot: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Sardar: Ticket ke paise hum de aur gaane tu akele sun raha hai.. 3 sardar bed par so rahe the. Teeno ko jagah kam par rahi thi. 1 sardar bed se neeche sone chala gaya. Tabhi dusra sardar bola. Ab jagah ho gayi hai upar aa jaa Santas wife was kidnapped. . . . Kidnaper sent him a piece of her finger and demanded money . . . . . Santa replied- Ungli kisiki bhi ho saktihai, MUNDI BHEJ MUNDI..... Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh ke socha ye bhi khane wali chiz hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga,to sab sardar chillaye Oye mat kha.... .... Taste hi nahi hai.. Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, Gandhi was a great man, but I dont know who is Jayanthi. Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Is mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi? Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha haiAurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10se 12.. Banta: Truck dekhkar tum darte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, truck dekhkar lagta hai jaise usko wapas karne aaya hai..
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 06:47:28 +0000

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