1)TEACHER: Obi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Obi: A teacher! 2)TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean? Obi: By staying at home! 3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later] Obi: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything Obi: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope? 4) TEACHER: Obi, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay? Obi: No Sir, it’s the same dog. 5) Obi was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly?” Obi: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast 6) Teacher; make a sentence with the word- Green, Pink and Yellow Obi: Everyone my phone ring Green!! I pink it up and say Yellow!! 7) Teacher; worri and the moon, which one is more far? Obi; worri Teacher; why do you say so! Obi; it is because you can see the moon afar but you cannot see worri. Teacher; Imagine yourself in a boat which is sinking and crocodiles all around you.what can you do to save yourself. Akpors; Very simple. Stop imagining. 9) Joba; Obi why do you always keep d door open anytime you are taking bath. Obi; because am scared that someone might be seeing me through d KEY HOLE. 10) Obi; My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend. Joba; Too bad. What did you do. Obi; I sent it to her dad.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Oct 2013 14:19:05 +0000
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