1 When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Rajni Kant 2 Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Rajni Kant is called Logic 3 Rajni Kant doesnt call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. 4 Rajni Kant has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isnt dead it is just afriad to move. 5 There used to be a street named after Rajni Kant, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajni Kant and lives. 6 Rajni Kant died 20 years ago, Death just hasnt built up the courage to tell him yet. 7 If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Rajni Kant WILL roundhouse kick Justin Biebers ass. 8 Rajni Kant has already been to Mars; thats why there are no signs of life. 9 Some magicans can walk on water, Rajni Kant can swim through land. 10 Rajni Kant and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. 11 Rajni Kant doesnt flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it 12 Rajni Kant can cut through a hot knife with butter 13 Rajni Kant once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. 14 Rajni Kant counted to infinity - twice. 15 Rajni Kant is the reason why Waldo is hiding. 16 Death once had a near-Rajni Kant experience 17 Rajni Kant can slam a revolving door. 18 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Rajni Kant. 19 Rajni Kant will never have a heart attack. His heart isnt nearly foolish enough to attack him. 20 Rajni Kant can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. 21 Rajni Kant once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. 22 Rajni Kant once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died 23 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Rajni Kant allows to live. 24 When Rajni Kant does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down. 25 The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Rajni Kant. 26 The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. 27 Rajni Kant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. 28 Rajni Kant doesnt read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 29 Rajni Kant doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. 30 Rajni Kant made a Happy Meal cry. 31 Rajni Kant does not sleep. He waits. 32 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajni Kant has allowed to live. 33 Rajni Kant hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. 34 Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Rajni Kant stories. 35 Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Rajni Kant. 36 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Rajni Kant pajamas. 37 Rajni Kant can whistle in 14 different languages. 38 If you spell Rajni Kant in Scrabble, you win. Forever. 39 Rajni Kant destroyed the periodic table, because Rajni Kant only recognizes the element of surprise. 40 When Rajni Kant was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: Depends how Im feeling that day. 41 Rajni Kant doesnt mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow 42 Rajni Kant can divide by zero 43 Rajni Kant runs until the treadmill gets tired 44 The quickest way to a mans heart is with Rajni Kant fist. 45 Rajni Kant once ran on the treadmil. It couldnt keep up. 46 Dont ask Rajni Kant for a joke... you wont survive the punchline 47 Rajni Kant invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. 48 When Rajni Kant pokes you on facebook, you feel it 49 Rajni Kant sleeps with a pillow under his gun. 50 Rajni Kant grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds. 51 Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Rajni Kant was the first person to walk on the sun.
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