1 angrez Delhi se Lucknow train me ja rha tha.. Uske saamne pappu - TopicsExpress



          

1 angrez Delhi se Lucknow train me ja rha tha.. Uske saamne pappu baitha tha.. . . Angrez pappu se puchta hai yahan kaun se rajya(state) ghumne wale nahi hain ..??? . . Pappu:" Punjab, Hariyana, Uttar Pradesh . . Angrez:" Kyun ye teen rajya bharat menahi hain kya..??? Pappu:" Nahi ye khud me mahabharat hain.. Angrez:" oh quite dangerous to go to these states.. . . (Few Moments later) Angrez:" How I will come to know person is from which state ??? . . Pappu:" Baitha raha.. abhi 9 ghante ke safar mein sabse wakif kara dunga!!! . . Thodi der baad ek Chaudhary ji mooch wale aa ke baithe... Pappu to angrez:" Dekh bhai ye Hariyana hai . . Angrez:" Mai baat kaise karunga isse ?? Pappu:" Thodi der baitha reh apni mucho pe tav de chaudhary khud aa ke baat karega tujhse... . . Angrez ne waisa hi kiya, mucho pe tav diya... . . Chaudhary utha 2 kantaap maare angrez ke aur bola:" Bina kheti ke hi halchala raha hai re kutriya... . . Angrez chup ! Fir thodi der baad ek Sardar ji aaye... . . Pappu bola:" Dekh bhai ye punjabi hai.. Angrez:" Isse kaise baat karun ?? Aadmi:" Baat mat kar bas puch 12 baj gaye kya.. Angrez ne waisa hi kiya Angrez:" O sardar ji 12 baj gaye kya ?? . . Sardar ji ne aav dekha na taav utha ke patak diya angrez ko.. . . Sardar to angrez:" abe tujhe mai manmohan singh lagta hun jo kuch bolunga nahi.. :@ . . Pahle se laal tha angrez aur laal ho gaya . . Angrez bola pappu se:" Bhai Punjab aur Hariyana ke darshan to ho gaye.. Uttar Pradesh ke aadmi se bhi milwa do.. . . Hahahahahahaha Pappu Bola:" Pitwa kaun rahahai...??? Samajhdaar Log Pappu ke Liye Like Jarur Karna... Jo TEra HAI wOh MEra HAi aur JO MEra hAI hai WOh bHI mERa HAI
Posted on: Sat, 06 Jul 2013 14:51:15 +0000

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