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1) i feel like i would be the easiest person in the world to kidnap. they would just have to say well feed you or were going to watch cartoons or we got snack packs and id be sold. id be gone. youd never see me again. im easily satiated. 2) i dont understand what a bobby pin does, nor do i understand why girls need so damn many. my apartment is now littered with bobby pins. am i dating an amateur locksmith or something? 3) i have rules in my kitchen. the past three weeks have been a) no thumbs allowed to be used while in the kitchen. b) you have to behave with the irrational fear that someone is following you. c) sing 80s songs at the top of your lungs. 4) the cool and negative thing about an apartment complex is that there are thing walls. you can hear everything going on next door. but it was a delightful experience, being in my kitchen this morning...singing mad world...when my neighbors joined in.
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 15:45:00 +0000

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