10 Best One Liners of all time.... 1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 4. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 5. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public. 6. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 7. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 8. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. 9. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. 10. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 06:08:16 +0000