10 Karaoke Cliches. By James Lukawitz Things to expect EVERY TIME you go out to a bar on karaoke night. 1. There are two songs that inevitably will be performed at every karaoke night, and they are Journeys Dont Stop Believing and Queens Bohemian Rhapsody. Usually, the singer does not have the range to accommodate either song.There will always be a cute couple that does Kid Rock and Sheryl Crows Picture. Always. 2. Baby Got Back is highly likely, and will always result in awkward twerking in front of the stage. 3. There will always be at least one Elvis song done that night. Elton John and The Beatles are not guaranteed, but are pretty likely. 4. There is usually one guy a bit older than everyone else that sings a Frank Sinatra song or two. (I love that guy) 5. There will usually be about three or four girls that all get up to sing a song together while sharing the two available microphones. Their collective singing is usually unintelligible and filled with their drunken laughter. Unfortunately, the audience is not in on the fun that they are having. 6. If there is a girl with an extremely short hair cut that gets up to sing, you can pretty much guarantee its either Whats Up by Four Non Blondes or Zombie by The Cranberries. 7. Instrumental breaks in the song are always awkward. 8. Usually one guy will get up and sing a song and it is obvious nobody knows the song except for him. Karaoke is not the time to introduce people to the music you love. Stick with what everybody knows. 9. When a dude gets up to ironically sing an NSync or Backstreet Boys song, it is usually well received, but not well performed. Hes doing it as a joke, and were all in on it. 10. Most of the time, the DJ is obviously not having a good time. If you get up to sing more than once, tip him. Anyone got any others to add?
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 04:15:36 +0000
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