10 Signs It’s Time For You To Leave The bar 1. Your friends ditched you hours ago, told you they were ditching you, and you’re now asking strangers, “Have you seen my friends? They were just here…” 2. You’re addressing all the girls in the place by your ex-girlfriend’s name. 3. You almost started a fight with a Derek Jeter Fathead. 4. The bartender has a last call just for you. 5. You’re on round two of hitting on every girl there. “You already used that line,” they helpfully remind you. 6. You just broke down in tears from a Ke$ha song. 7. The only word you can say coherently is “SHOTS!” 8. You just told all your friends how much you love them…for the fourth time. 9. You’re convinced the game on TV is Lakers vs. Red Sox. And it’s hockey. 10. Your booty texts have degenerated to simply, “UP U???”
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 20:03:54 +0000
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