101 problems Oh I have many problems, solutions I seriously seek, First, I cant dance! And am the partner to the prince, How do I tell him I have two left feet? Yet he picked me from the fleet. Second I laugh loud! I hear the prince is a comedian and proud, To his jokes he expects acknowledgement, How do I fake it and not be a total embarrassment. Thirdly I cant cook! Oh my friends dont give me that look, Atleast I admit that I cant with it deal , And yet for the royals am to make a meal. Fourth my hair is fake! Thats why I never bathe at the lake, He said come natural my lady, How do I go bald on that day? Fifth I chew mouth open! Its about time I let it out in the open, He said I should dine opposite him, Tell me how do I make the lights dim? I lose count see I am not smart! How can I a conversation start? You should hear him speak of his education, I know not how a school looks maybe just by description!! My problems are way too many, I sit and cry to the gods if any, To atleast send me a fairy of transformation , So that this will not be a suicide mission!!
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 09:01:11 +0000