11.1.14; FROM E~Mail::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A man traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. May I see your identification, please ? asked the agent. Im sorry, but I lost my wallet, replied the man. Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry, said the agent. But I can prove Im an American! he exclaimed I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other. This I gotta see, replied the agent. With that, the man dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind. By golly, youre right ! exclaimed the agent. Have a safe trip back to Chicago. Thanks! he said. But how did you know I was from Chicago ? The agent replied, I recognized obama in the middle.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 15:36:20 +0000