12 Types of KENYANs on FACEBOOK 1) The COMPLAINERS: the 1st people to update stima zikilost ati KPLC NKT!! 2) The BEGGARS: ati niko tao leo nani atanibuyia pizza?? 3) The PREACHERS: These are mostly single men/ladies who act holy & only update bible verses on Sunday. 4) The CONFUSED: Married today, Engaged tomorrow next day open r/ship. 5) The WEATHER FORECASTERS: Updates mostly when it rains..cold, its hot in Mombasa. 6) The TRAVELLERS: today-Nairobi here I come..Nyahururu Pap...tomorrow Naivasha here I come..next day Mombasa here I kam... 7) The UNHEALTHY LOT: stomach ache, headache, backache nkt..NB FB is not a clinic!! 8) The GOOGLE MAPS: In Mombasa with my grandma shes funny, On thika rd gosh its dusty... 9) The LIARS (Major type): Lie about age, Marital status and use ridiculous names ati Rihana msupu EST...Fabregas mtu wa nguvu, Msupa Bootylicious etc etc.. 10) WITCHES: they always like status abt death, sickness 11) The DRUNKARDS: These are the funny types, and they update their status mostly on Friday night 12) The BIRTHDAY HYENAS: They only login in to fb on their bdays only so as to c the wall posts they av gotten...
Posted on: Mon, 25 Aug 2014 23:55:54 +0000