15 AKPOS REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village 15. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary. 14. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC. 13. If you slap a military man in front of 82div. 12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road. 11. If you are an ARSENAL fan.(Sorry for u-Hi bp) 10. When you are posted to maduguiri for National service(RIP for u). 9. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber(God be with u till we meet again). 8. When you mistaken super glue for eye drops(blindness automatically). 7. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look UGLY(u shld be an ape then). 6. When you upchuck pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session(hmm). 5. You sign as a defender for an European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi and neymar 4. When you beat up a military man’s ONLY daughter(hmm, ur case would be settled in orthopedic Igbobi). 3. When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents(sorry for u). 2. When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force(u are barren as well). 1. And the bigest sign to know forces are following you from yah villages is: You are a christian, and disguise yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-phone goes off during muslim prayer time, with a “LET SAMBADI ShoUT HALLELUYAH!!!”(E don be for u)
Posted on: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 18:37:08 +0000
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