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15. If you work in a company for 10 years,without promotion or raise in salary. 14. When you failBOTHmaths and english inWAEC. 13. If you slap a military man. 12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road. 11. If you are anARSENALfan. (Sorry guys) 10. When you are posted to maiduguri forNYSC. 9. When you are stuck in an elevator with aBoko Haram sucide bomber. 8. When you mistaken super glue for eye drops. 7. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still lookUGLY. . 6. When youVOMITpounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session. 5. You sign as a defender for an Europeanclub and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi. 4. When you beat up a military man’sONLYchild. 3. When a rat eatsONLYyour name out of all your original documents. 2. When yourONLYchild, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force. 1. And theNumBAAH WANsign to know forces are following you from yah villages is: You are a christian, and disguise yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell- phone goes off during muslim prayer time, with a“LET SAMBADI SHOUT HALLELUYAH!!!”ringtone Like One person likes this. Be the first of your friends. Replies
Posted on: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 11:17:57 +0000

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