15 QUOTES THAT WILL HELP YOU LIVE PEACEFULLY WITH WOMEN 1. “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” - Robert A. Heinlein 2. “There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them…” - Anon 3. “To understand one woman is not necessarily to understand any other woman.” - John Stuart Mill 4. “When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.’” - Caitlin Moran 5. “Women only nag when they feel unappreciated.” - Louis de Bernières, Captain Corelli’s Mandolin 6. “You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.” - Dave Barry 7. “There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.” - Will Rogers 8. “The Creator made women to please the eye, and to boggle the mind.” - Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time: Boxed Set 9. “I don’t think anyone can teach you how to be a man but a woman. You only learn by learning what they need.” - Ryan Gosling 10. “Men and women play the same game but with different rules.” - Habeeb Akande 11. “No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.” - H.L. Mencken 12. “A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.” - Arnold Haultain 13. “If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.” - Aristotle Onassis 14. “After about twenty years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one (understanding women) and I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.” - Mel Gibson 15. “Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.” - Woody Allen
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 00:15:23 +0000
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