15 Reasons to Date an Accountant & 21 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Economist Here are 15 reasons to date an accountant: 1. Need to calculate a tip? Your date thinks numbers are fun. 2. Accountants are exceptional decision-makers. 3. They’re ethical. Accountants abide by strict accounting standards. If you like playing by the rules, an accountant might be your perfect match. 4. They’re also good at finding loopholes. Accountants know the rules so well, they can make them work for you. 5. Brains are beautiful. 6. Accountants are always learning and updating their knowledge base. 7. Accountants are not afraid of commitment. (They stuck with accounting, right?) 8. They’ve got moves like Jagger. Literally. Mick Jagger was once a student of accountancy. So was Janet Jackson. 9. They’ll take the fear out of money matters. Date an accountant, and there’s no need to fear being audited. 10. You’ll have tax-season help. 11. Accountants are both teachers and stress-relievers, helping other people make sense of confusing rules and terms. 12. If “financially responsible” is on your must-have list, look no further. 13. Got a secret? Accountants are trustworthy, reliable and can handle confidential information. 14. You’ll receive free financial advice from someone you know has your best interests at heart. 15. Accountants are up for a challenge. Here are best 21 thoughts on the matter: 1. Economists may be dangerous. Watch out for the invisible hands! 2. It won’t matter what you supply, they will always demand more. 3. They consider selfish behavior the most natural thing in the world. 4. They prefer doing it with models and dummies. 5. Economists habitually deflate everything. 6. They like their love lives like they like their markets: free and open. 7. On average they are pretty mean. 8. And definitely too trendy. 9. They will never be happy with you as you are, they will always want you to grow. 10. They require a lot of stimulus in order to expand. 11. They will spend their lives trying to predict your behavior. 12. They consider you perfectly substitutable. 13. They’ll only like you if you have plenty of elasticity. 14. They will always think that there is an acceptable level of unemployment. 15. As soon as you are happy in the relationship they’ll burst your bubble. 16. They’ll only be into you if you have plenty of boom and bust. 17. They’ll never say “I Love you” only that “You optimise my utility”. 18. They will rate your kids’ advancement into a Human Development Index. 19. They will establish very clear household property rights to avoid the tragedy of the commons. 20. If you ever get depressed, they’ll lower their interest rate to zero. 21. They might collect a stratified household survey of family and friends, run regression and cluster analyses and check for heteroskedasticity before deciding to commit to you. (On the plus side you might get to see what your love looks like as a formula).
Posted on: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 14:27:30 +0000
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