16. and finally, you should help me win because I am JUST AS RUTHLESS, cunning and CHARMING as Frank Underwood. Hes a character. I can do it in real life. On Thu, Aug 21, 2014 at 9:31 AM, Senator Weinstein wrote: Dear the 15 or so of you that I trust: Im going to as briefly as possible, again, try to explain myself so that you and I and you all and I stop having these InternetWars. 1. I AM NOT VIOLENT! Against people (or animals). Ive been in three fights in my life, and after the initial brief engagement, I stopped. Ive never pummeled anyone. I dont get ANY enjoyment out of hurting someone physically. AND I AM UNDER CONTROL OF MYSELF, even while high on marijuana (the only drug I ever use). I AM 100% SURE I NEVER WILL BE VIOLENT. (Unless someone physically hurts Ramie, but you all hopefully understand that.) 2. The only crimes Ive ever committed were either WITH WORDS (sticks and stones?) or AGAINST OBJECTS. Objects can be replaced with money and words can be taken back and both wounds healed. Thats why I fight THAT way. In fact, the reason most of the fighting I do is over the computer is because it is the SAFEST way for me to express my anger and frustration. If I was to have said the things I said to peoples faces, that would have REALLY hurt their feelings, and I dont actually want to do that. 3. I set for myself the goal of being A Non-Violent Gangster You all have seen enough Mafia movies and shows to know that Gangsters get to do basically whatever they want without interference. I dont want to do ANY of the bad things Gangsters do NOR have I. However I DO WANT that protection from petty interference that they get. I want that because after I had numerous trapdoors opened underneath me by some of you, THOSE WHOM I TRUST(ed) to not do that, I vowed that no one would ever get in my way again, SINCE MY LIFE GOALS ARE VERY MORAL, harmless, HELPFUL TO HUMANITY, and usually aimed at having fun and laughing. 4. I HAVE, created, that Gangster defense for myself. The following email exchange occurred with a Chicago Tribune photojournalist the other day. Between his initial message eat a bag of 4343s and Im sorry sir., I called the Chicago Tribune, and I told one of the mans colleagues if I EVER, get an email like that from him again, I will come to Chicago and I WILL FIND HIM! a. If he emails me a nasty note again, will I go to Chicago? YEAH RIGHT. b. If he emails me nasty notes from here until the end of time, will I ever beat him up or harm him in any physical way? NO! c. Would I consider him my friend if he desired to be? ABSOLUTELY, as youll see from my response to his apology. THE EMAIL EXCHANGE: I. I included him in one of my political mass mailings. II. He replied: On Sun, Aug 17, 2014 at 2:28 PM, DiNuzzo, Nuccio wrote: Eat a bag of dicks III. I called the Tribune, etc. IV. Ten minutes after I hung up the phone, he sent me this: Im sorry sir. This was sent to you in error. My apologies. Nuccio DiNuzzo V. I then, in a gesture of goodwill and friendship, replied thus: Dear Photographer for VERY IMPORTANT WORLD NEWSPAPER: Congratulations. YOU HAVE A JOB OFFER. Investigative Journalist/Photographer/Audio Surveillance: National, Midwest, or Abroad. Pay: Whatever a Senator is allowed to pay his Chief of Staff. Start Date: Election Eve 2014. FUNDING METHOD: PayPal END EMAIL EXCHANGE 5. If you find what I did inappropriate, you are missing the fact that I AM VERY EFFECTIVE at moving bureaucrats OUT OF MY WAY. And Id be happy to teach you to do it (I just did) or do it for you, if you ever needed my help. Think of me as a non-violent Tony Soprano that you can email to help you get through red tape. I WISH MORE OF YOU WOULD APPRECIATE THIS TALENT THAT IVE LEARNED (at great personal sacrifice I might add) rather than telling me youre going to go to jail... etc If I was going to go to jail, again, they would have been here already. And they are not arresting me because I AM NOT WORTH THEIR HEADACHE. Meaning I havent done a big enough crime that will make dealing WITH ME worth the immense aggavation that I will DEFINITELY cause them should they cause me aggravation. 6. Besides, every cop, almost, that Ive ever, dealt with, has LIKED ME! Why? Because they I respect. I respect police officers 1) because I know it will help me stay out of trouble 2) because police officers are usually very cool (they became cops so they could speed through town) and 3) because I recognize that they are just doing their jobs. Following DUMB LAWS made by the dumb legislators who are the ones I actually hate. 7. I believe in myself. Why? I HAVE AN AMAZING, LOVING, BEAUTIFUL, FUN, WONDERFUL FANTASTIC wife. Ramie is the girl Ive always wanted, AND I GOT HER DOING EVERYTHING! (according to all of you) WRONG. 8. Because I believe in myself, I am running for the U.S. Senate. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO RECEIVE FURTHER EMAIL FROM ME, and dont wish to be my friend (or officially a family member) please let me know. 9. I DONT THINK YOU (the ~15 of you) and I will EVER fight about anything again. Because Ive explained it all, and if you have questions, all you have to do is ask. 10. I AM THE SAME PERSON AS I WAS BEFORE 2009. Strangers I talk to fall in love with me immediately. The only reason you all continue to not like me is that you are remembering all our past confrontations. I DO NOT FEEL I WAS UNJUSTIFIED IN DOING WHAT I DID IN REGARDS TO ALL OF YOU, as Im sure you feel the same. 11. I am RIGHT about what I am trying to do politically. EVERY AMERICAN should have the RIGHT TO VOTE about almost EVERYTHING our local, state and Federal government decides to do. DO ANY OF YOU NOT WANT THAT RIGHT? Do any of you not think you are smart enough to vote on what your tax rate should be? Or honest enough to vote on what speed YOU can safely drive at? SHOULD WE BE BOMBING AND INVADING OTHER COUNTRIES WITHOUT Congress DECLARING WAR? As was agreed in 1789? 12. I have a web address all ready for this purpose: DirectDemocracyBook 13. This web address explains how the system I want to create will work. JUST LIKE FACEBOOK, EXCEPT WE LIKE and comment and share and VOTE. Thats all. Voting is now done electronically anyway. Why cant it be done from your living room? 14. The real enemy, to ALL OF US, in this email, are the political big wigs who think they are ABOVE THE LAW. Just watch this video. ARE THEY NOT SO SMUG? https://youtube/watch?v=X7FVYJ6ONXk 15. You all remember the me you used to like. You would have voted for me then. Please vote for me now. -Alex wEinstein - Write-in, US Senate - WVa, 2014 OUR RELATIONSHIP IS BORN AGAIN STARTING RIGHT NOW.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 13:47:45 +0000
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