2:13 AM on the 1st day of July 2014. First thing I want to know, WHERE DID THE 19??s GO? And yes, I still can not believe I survived the 19??s. Now here we are 14 years into the 21st Century and the best commercial on TV is 1 for male urethra catheters. My question. Where did SPEEDY the Alkaseltzer boy, The Frito Banditio, Madge the manacurist, etc go? In their stead we now have an elderly dude hawking male urethra catheters. His selling hook. Try ?????s catheters! They are LESS PAINFUL 2 use!. LESS PAINFUL, as opposed 2 just plain old painful. Wow! Sign me up! A LESS PAINFUL catheter. My fav author said, Thats like a little vomit is as bad as a lot of vomit. Both ruin Ur appetite. Whats my point. Well, double joints. It is now 2:40 AM July 1st & I still havent shot my first bottle rocket at Larry Richards yet. Back in the 19??s. Larry, a guy named Billy Jolly, Cuzn Mike Cromeens, myself, & half the guys our age in Madison County used 2 shoot bottle rockets at each other every July 4th & Christmas
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 07:56:16 +0000
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