*2 guys at bar in Spokane, Washington* Guy #1- Ill take a bud light *Party lights begin flashing, confetti goes everywhere. Women wearing tight t-shirts bearing Bud Light logos. One lady approaches Guy #1.* Hot Lady- You ordered a Bud Light! That must mean youre up for whatever! Guy #1- Uhhh! YEAH! I LOVE BUD LIGHT, I AM UP FOR WHATEVER! Hot Lady- Good. Kill your friend. *Hot Lady hands him a gun.* Guy #1- What? Hot Lady- Listen, you said you were up for Whatever. Prove it. Kill your friend. Guy #2- Haha, thats really funny. I lik... *Hot Lady pistol whips Guy #2. He falls to the ground, gets back up and his face is covered in blood.* Hot Lady- Did I say talk ese?!?! You, shoot your friend or I tell everyone that you arent actually up for whatever, capiche? Guy #1- Why are you doing this? Hot Lady- BECAUSE I DIDNT DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO GODDAMN SPOKANE, WASHINGTON TO FIND OUT SOME NUMBNUT WHO ORDERED A BUD LIGHT WAS ACTUALLY MORE OF AN AMSTEL GUY, OK!?!? NOW ARE YOU UP FOR WHATEVER OR NOT? *Guy #1 Looks at gun, looks at hot lady, looks back at gun, looks at Guy #2* Guy #2- Wait, you cant be s... *Guy #1 pulls trigger. Guy #2 flinches but realizes he hasnt been shot, he looks up and he realizes that Guy #1 actually pulled the trigger on himself. Guy #1 falls to floor. Hot Lady goes over to the bar, takes an Amstel lights, twists the cap off and pours the contents of the bottle over Guy #1s lifeless body.* Hot Lady- Thought so. Blackout. Text over black just says the words Are you up for Whatever? with a Budlight logo.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 18:10:01 +0000
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