20 Food Rules of an obsessive compulsive man - 1. Citrus and other tangy things are not to be added to the main course. Example: Lemon chicken...out of the question! Lemons are for lemonade and lemon meringue pie and nothing else. 2. Potatoes should never be served cold. Examples: Vichyssoise, potato salad, potato candy. Potatoes are a hot or in some cases warm food choice. 3. Black-eyed peas are never to be eaten at all. 4. Fruits and vegetables do not belong in the same salad...ever 5. Lemons do not go in tea. Refer to Rule #1 for the proper use of lemons 6. Pinto beans should never be served without cornbread 7. Steak should never be cooked for more than 6 minutes 8. Food should never touch other food on the dinner plate 9. NO KETCHUP ON EGGS!!! That is disgusting. 10. Hot dogs are to be served with chili and slaw. There are no exceptions to this rule. 11. Mint and chocolate are not to be mixed for any reason. In fact, mint is for tea and gum and nothing else. 12. Hot sauce. For tacos and chili. Nothing else needs hot sauce. 13. Salad is to be eaten in a bowl. NEVER on a plate. 14. Liver....NO 15. Chocolate is for candy and hot chocolate. Not for cake, cookies, brownies, etc. Twix are a possible exception to this rule. 16. Turkey bacon is not an exceptional substitute for real bacon. 17. Tofu is not an exceptional substitute for anything. 18. Green Bean Casserole is not fit for human consumption 19. Nuts of any kind are a snack. They are not intended as part of a main course or an additive to dessert. 20. Beets....NO
Posted on: Fri, 19 Dec 2014 15:23:21 +0000
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