20 SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE A HOODRAT. 1. When meeting a new man, your first instinct is to ask “Do you have a job?”, as opposed to “What do you do?” 2. You frame those club pics with the airbrushed backgrounds 3. You consider Red Lobster biscuits a delicacy 4. Your grandmother knows who Keyshia Cole is 5. You find it charming when men turn on “I Can Tell” by the 504 Boyz around you. 6. You brag about having a credit card 7. Your man bought you a Katt Williams DVD and a bottle of Hennessy for Valentine’s Day 8. Your kids call you by your first name 9. You’re 33 years old and still allow men to give you promise rings 10. You beat a chick’s ass on graduation day. Your mother was your accomplice. 11. You walk so hard that your head waggles 12. You feed Hawaiian Punch and ribs to your 3 month old baby 13. Your “modeling shoots” take place in some dude’s basement 14. You carry your purse on the inside of your wrist 15. You think women who exercise are bougie 16. You think it’s cute that you don’t know how to pronounce certain words 17. You thought Baby Boy had a fairytale ending 18. You think it’s your 6 year-old’s responsibility to wake himself up for school 19. You have two or more colors in your hair, and none of them is natural 20. You’ve ever started a sentence with “Unh uh, unh uh”
Posted on: Mon, 26 Aug 2013 02:23:47 +0000
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