#2034 A cream coloured two floored house with a tata safari in the porch, green carpet grass covered lawn and a huge 10 feet tall iron gate was in front of me. The name plate on the boundary wall read my future sasurji’s name. Standing there I said to myself “ bas apna hi ghar hai, chalo dewaar kudate hain”. Carefully griping the grills protruding from the wall, I raised myself to the top. All those tiring pull ups in the gym finally paid off tonight. “Dewaar langna” is a two part process. First climbing the wall from one side and then jumping to other side. The first phase was successfully over but the second phase didn’t end up as expected. The pointy grill got poked on my fragile butt and I landed on the ground with a shredded shirt after it got stuck on one of the grills. The noise of my landing into the bushes was so loud that I thought I must have awakened the entire colony. So I laid there on the wet ground for view minutes fearing sasurji would come , see me without a shirt , misconstrue me to a burglar and hand me to the police and that to even without a shirt. I got up , called her and she came to welcome me. The wooden entrance door clanged and opened. The tall beautiful female figure coming out from the light of the marble floored verandah into the darkness of the muddy lawn was hers. The circular face with a sinusoidal eyebrow, long pointed nose and an upward parabolic smile scanned me. The expression of astonishment and ecstasy swiftly changed into concern. She looked at my torn shirt , bruised hand and mud glazed face and asked kya hua yeh. I replied kuch nahi, deewar chad raha tha , gir gaya. Taking my hands she cutely enquired lagi toh nahi papu. I shrugged my shoulders and sarcastically replied mujhe, aur lagegi. She raised her eyebrow, smiled and said mere Rambo, gate khula tha jab, toh deewar kudne ki kya jaruat thi. At that embarrassing moment I scratched my head and she innocently laughed. I added tere pass koi macho manly top hoga mere size ka pahene keliye and this reinforced her laughter. #A13- ^ This Guy is a scan machine! :D :P Who scans his surrounding and people with crystal clear quality!
Posted on: Sun, 07 Jul 2013 16:51:05 +0000
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