27 SURE WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE.... 1. Name your dog Dog. and call it very loudly when people are around. 2. Reply to everything someone says with thats what you think. 3. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of insecticides 4. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that youll be saying more any moment. 5. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you like it that way. 6. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 7. Repeat everything someone says as a question. 8. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: Do you hear that?, What?, Never mind, its gone now. 9. Ask people what gender they are. 10.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 11. Chew on pens that youve borrowed. 12. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend. 13. Invite lots of people to other peoples parties. 14. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 15. Holler random numbers while someone is counting Money. 16. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 17. Begin all your sentences with ohh la la! 18. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. 19. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you dont want to fall off in case the big one comes. 20. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as sticky wicket isnt cricket. 21. Never make eye contact. 22. Never break eye contact. 23. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say Wait, start over. I wasnt paying attention. 24. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today. 25. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what you dont like about each one. 26. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President of U.S.A. 27. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says. N/B: USE WISELY.......THANK ME LATER
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 12:47:11 +0000