29 years ago today, I finally escaped from my mothers womb. - TopicsExpress



          

29 years ago today, I finally escaped from my mothers womb. Although cozy for the first few months, eventually there just wasnt room in the womb, so I plotted my escape. It took several months, but eventually I convinced a man with a scalpel to cut open her tummy and let me emerge with dignity. (Ive heard some babies go out some sort of tunnel...weird.) Anyway, thanks Jill for letting me live rent - free in your womb for 9 months and then in your home for...a lot longer than 9 months. ;) love ya, Mom.
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 15:11:18 +0000

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