4 all who believes in super heroes - A cool guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar. This is a nice place. Ive never been here before, he says to the guy next to him. Oh, really? the other replies. It is a nice place. Its also a very special bar. Why is that? the first guy asks. Well, do you see that painting on the far wall? Thats an original Van Gogh, and this stool Im sitting on was on the Titanic. Gee, thats amazing! says the first guy. Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out youll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and youre pushed back up. No way! Thats impossible, the guy scoffs. Not at all. Take a look, the other man replies, and with that he walks over to the window and opens it. He climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh -- he comes right back up and sails back through the window. See? Its fun. You should try it, he says. Try it? I dont even believe I saw it! the first man shouts. Its easy. Watch, Ill do it again. And with that, he falls out the window again. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40... 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh -- he comes right back up and sails back through the window. Give it a try. Its a blast, he says. Well, what the heck, Ill give it a try, the first man says, and proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10... 20... 30... 40... 50...60...70...80...90... 100 feet and splat -- he ends up as road pizza on the sidewalk. After watching this, the second guy casually closes the window, heads back to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender arrives with the drink and says, You know, Superman, youre a real jerk when youre drunk.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 12:25:12 +0000
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