40 DAYS TILL IM 40 - POST #7 How you can improve your bowel movements When I was a kid, my brother loved to tell me all sorts of outlandish stories and facts. I think part of the reason why I am so factual and I research things before posting or debating them is because Ive been embarrassingly wrong in the past. Its one thing to be found gullible. Its quite another to be gullible to your big brother who shares your naivete with the rest of humanity. But Im reminded of one of these instances today. Kelly and I were sitting around watching some show when he looks over at me and says, You know, if youre ever having trouble getting your poop out, just hold your arm straight out, bend it at your elbow, and take your other hand and push it down like a pump. Thatll make your poop come out easier. I dont even remember discussing it past that, but, with my provoked, creative, scientific mind, this absolutely called for an experiment. So I tried it out...and...well...it actually seemed to work pretty well. In fact, that started to be part of my regular routine when I went to the bathroom for at least the next month or so. And in the spirit of experimentation, I tried another test that increased performance. So about 6 weeks later, Kelly and I were sitting around again and I brought it up: Hey Kelly, that whole pumping arm thing when you go to the bathroom really works good. It does? Kelly asked incredulously. Yeah. But you know what? I started pumping both of my arms and it works twice as good as just one. Hahahaha! You idiot! I was just joking about that. Youve been doing that?
Posted on: Thu, 25 Sep 2014 18:50:04 +0000
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