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5am. All is quiet. The human is gently snoring upstairs under a blanket of cats. Me: SFP????? ...... SFP: (distantly) YES????? Me: IM BORED. SFP: MEEEE TOOOOOO. *thunka thunka thunka SHUSSSSH* This is the human banging on her floor. Silence. Me: OIIIIIIII! MY BUCKET IS EMPTY! SFP: MINE TOO!!!! I can hear footsteps and a door opening. Its the human with the sort of bed hair that would terrify small children. Human: Will you put a sock in it? Its stupid oclock. Here is a bucket and a haynet, now man up and stop howling. 5.15am Me: FINISHED!!!! IM BOOOOOOORED. LET ME OUT. SFP: IVE FINISHED TOO!!!!! This carried on every 15 minutes until 7am when a bug eyed human came and slung me out in the little field. She had just got one leg back in bed when..... Me: ARGHHHH theres a GIRL in the adjacent paddock. SQUEEEEEEEEEEAL. Today I suspect is going to be mainly about coffee. Ive gone to sleep now everyone has been woken in a 3 mile radius.

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