60 Second Boredom Buster: For this months edition, find yourself a couch, or a bed. It doesnt have to be yours. It can be a friends, a neighbours, or even one at your local Ikea. They have plenty to choose from. Now, follow these steps: 1) Leaving the light on, get comfortable, and lie down. Removal of clothing is not neccasary. 2) Put your pants back on, and lie down again. 3) Cover your eyes with the closest thing at hand, which would probably be your hands. Hold there for about 40 seconds. 4) Remove hands, look straight up toward the light, and wander your eyes around the ceiling. Do this, while feeling, and most definitely looking like an idiot, for about 10 seconds. 5) Cover your eyes again, and marvel at the incredible light painting you just created on your retinal canvas. 6) Congratulate yourself on successfully busting 60 seconds of boredom!! This Boredom Buster can be performed as many times as you like. Simply close your eyes and shake your head from side to side. The paint will erase itself like an Etch-a-Sketch, then follow the above steps again. However, if you need to follow step 2 more than once, I dont suggest doing this at Ikea. Police become involved. Furniture Spot would be better. They are more lenient towards semi-nakedity. --------_-------- HEALTH WARNING: The light-paint used in this Buster isnt permanent, but if you find yourself seeing squiggles for more than a few moments, you may of come in contact with LSD. If symptoms persist, please consult a healthcare proffessional.
Posted on: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 16:09:31 +0000
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