60 Things I Learnt From Spurs Loss to Man C Having had the pleasure of watching Manchester City dismantle Tottenham 6-0 on Sunday afternoon, I’d like to highlight 60 things I learnt from the match which I’d like to share with you. So I’ll dive in to it directly: 1Tottenham are useless going forward. 2Tottenham are helpless in defending. 3Tottenham are useless & helpless. 4ManCity may have trouble on the road, but they are half good at home. 5Spurs can’t win without a little last minute “help” from the ref. 6The French No. 1, Hugo Lloris, thought he’s playing for City. 7Paulinho was a waste of money, period. 8ManC ain’t bad! 9The Tiny Tots will soon be changing their name to “Tottenham Hot Air FC”. 10Beer tastes good with chips, a lesson learnt again during the game! 11Arsenal fans are so relieved Wenger didn’t sign Ericson. 12ManC are title contenders. Adebayor has lost his mojo. He left it at the Emirates all those years ago. We request the finder to call 1-800-money-grab to return his mojo. 13Dembele isn’t worth the weight of the money paid for him. 14This Aguero fellow is pretty good… 15Spurs are sorely missing Bale. As if you needed me to tell you that… 16Negredo is easy on the eyes, worth every millions of pennies paid for him. 17Sergio Aguero has scored more goals than Tottenham’s total tally for the season. 18Spurs were lucky to lose by just 6 goals, it could/should have been 10 or more. 19City fans are rather getting their money’s worth. 20Holtby, thanks for not coming to the Emirates! 21AVB is not the hot shot he thinks he is. Right now, he’s deadly cold. My fat & bald brother has a better chance of scoring than Soldado. 22Spurs are not title contenders (no surprise there!). 23Sandro is good at scoring, unfortunately at the wrong end! 24Arsenal are in the middle of an 8 year trophy drought… 25Tottenham remain the pretenders. 26Without those famous last minute helps from refs, Tottenham would have been ripe for relegation places. 27City are in the middle of a goalkeeping crisis, you just don’t know it because 30Tottenham made no effort to test the guy. It’s good to be a Gooner! 31Dawson is as bad playing for Spurs as he is for England. 32Tottenham can’t score from open play even if their lives depended on it. ManC can’t stop scoring (the last words of the match commentary). That’s what happens when you sell the crown jewel (Bale)… OK, that’s not really 60, but I’m guessing you can complete the list in the comments sections. #DallyEr
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 09:47:57 +0000
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