9 Things I Hate 1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my buttocks when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get up and search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too. Thats Right! What good is a cake if you cant eat it? 4. When people say its always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the hell would I keep looking after ive found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film, did you see that? No, I sat down all this while to stare at the damn floor! 6. People who ask Can I ask you a question?... Didnt give me a choice there, did you? 7. When something is new and improved. Which is it? If its new, then there has never been anything before it. If its an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldnt be new. 8. When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks Has the bus come yet? If the bus came, would I be standing here???
Posted on: Mon, 25 Aug 2014 07:53:30 +0000
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