A.A.N News Bringing you the news that matters. Recent studies by the By Christ Sundays are a bit dull arent they? Society, have found that a simple course of Airsoft can not only overcome hair loss, obesity and pointless mooching around D.I.Y superstores but are also a superb form of stress relief. We spoke with Senior lecturer in flying lumps of plastic Steve Pearson, to get his take on how Sundays can be more entertaining. A.A.N: So, Dr Pearson, as Senior lecturer and member of the board of B.C.S.A.A.B.D.A.T can you tell us your findings into Airsoft and Sunday happiness? Pearson: Er, yes. Hello. Well, in recent tests at Apocalypse Airsoft we have found a 110% increase in happiness when people have A. Signed on before Midnight on Saturday and B. Spent the day firing bbs at each other and chucking Enola Gaye Pyro around the 63 acre woodland site. Weve found that this happiness level increases on a Tuesday when associated Press Here photographer Rob Mead, uploads the myriad of action shots from the weekend. A.A.N: 110% in happiness? Well that is astounding. And all this before a Monday? Pearson: Yes, weve found that people who airsoft on a sunday generally find Mondays to be less naff and the usual Monday Numpties are easier to ignore. A.A.N: Fascinating. Is this an on going research project? Pearson: Yes, the Directors have received funding from the B.C.A.S.A.A.B.D.A.T to run skirmish days every Sunday with a fully stocked shop, on site gun tech, on site photographer, food, drink and much merriment. A.A.N: Well that certainly does sound a promising solution to Sunday boredom, where can interested parties find out more? Pearson: Well, they can start by visiting the Facebook events page here: https://facebook/events/1544437352437327/?ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming Or by looking at our website: apocalypse249 A.A.N: Thank you Mr Pearson, very informative and we look forward to making our own Sundays more entertaining. And now over to Sunny Spells for the weather.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 20:10:18 +0000