A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, but we dont serve minors. So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, Excuse me. Ill just be a second. An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: Get out now! Youre the seventh minor Ive found in this bar tonight.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 20:15:25 +0000
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