A COUPLE OF JOKES A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, get off his bike and says, What are you doing? Im going to commit suicide,she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didnt want to miss an opportunity. He asked,Well before you jump, why dont you give me a kiss? So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she finished,the biker says, Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had.Thats a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.Why are you committing suicide? My parents dont like me dressing up like a girl...... First Christmas Joke Three men dead on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of the holy season Saint Peter said. You much each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven. The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pull out a lighter, He flicked it on Its a candle he said You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys He shook them and said Theyre bells. Saint Peter said You may pass through the pearly gates. The Irishman started searching desperately trough his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of womens panties. St Peter looked at the man with raised eyebrows and asked,And just what do those symbolize? The paddy replied, These are Carols. And So The Christmas Season Begins......
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 13:09:40 +0000
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