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A FAMILY THAT LIES A man bought a lie detector machine that slaps people whenever they lie, and decides to test it during lunch with his family. FATHER: Son, where did you go today? SON: I went to school. ( The lie detector machine suddenly slaps the son) SON: I went to watch a movie at my friends house. FATHER: What kind of movie did you watch? SON: A James bond movie.(The lie detector machine slaps him again) SON: (Almost crying now) I watched a blue film. FATHER: What! when I was your age, I never watched such films! (The lie detector machine slaps the father) MOTHER: (Laughing hysterically now) Your son inherited your gene. (The lie detector machine slaps the mother) pls like our page for more

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