A Female was travelling by car from her Home to distant office located far away for Meeting.... after almost 7-8 hours on the road, she was too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, she only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When she checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for Rs.20,000 She explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. she told the clerk although it’s a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren’t worth Rs.20,000 for four hours. Then the clerk tells her that Rs.20,000 is the ‘standard rate’. She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to her, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available to use. “But I didn’t use them,” She said. “Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager. “We have the best entertainers from Bollywood perform here,” the Manager says. “But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” She said. “Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, Female replied, “But I didn’t use it!” The Manager is unmoved, and eventually She gave up and agreed to pay. As She didn’t have that much cash with her, she signed the check. She did and gave it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. “But ma’am, this is made out for only Rs.5,000 .” “That’s correct. I charged you Rs.15,000 for sleeping with me,” she replied. “But I didn’t!” exclaims the Manager. “Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.” Don’t mess with a Female….. #45H
Posted on: Sun, 28 Jul 2013 09:13:01 +0000