A GOLF LESSON Last week I played with my friend Dave Who decided to dip one foot in his grave Whilst walking along and chewing the cud He suddenly collapsed with a terrible thud He lay very still and on his side And I really thought that he had died A wicked thought came over me Where will I get my next pink tee? But then his eyelids started to flutter And old Pikey began to mutter I scored an albatross on seven He really must have visited heaven He managed to stand without a sag But was more concerned about his bag Dont worry or youll get more tense Your bag is snagged against the fence Get checked out for this or youll be pork I cant he said Im off to New York The moral of this little rhyme ? You never know when its your time!!
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 07:37:16 +0000
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