A GOOD LAUGH - KZN Airlines This is your captain speaking ava - TopicsExpress

A GOOD LAUGH - KZN Airlines This is your captain speaking ava hear, Pratash Ravjee, but my friends call me Pratash for short. For those of you that dont know me I am from the banks, Merebank. I knor this flight was suppose to take off 30 minutes ago but please hold tight because I am just waiting for Ambi aunty to bring one parcel for her son in Joburg. We flying high today ekse, this Boeing got it all plus yesterday we put couple more subs in the back there, bass in your base aunties. Flying time to Joburg is only 45minutes but after putting this bigger GTi turbo we gonna fly there in 20 minutes flat. Aunties and uncles if yawl got pressure problems anol, take the tablets now because this captain is not stopping right. To all the cake laaities whos BBM’ing the stekkies, switch those phones off right and sit tight. To all the lukker cherries on this flight, hook up with me on Facebook, look for Fly Charou, after all I am a pilot right. I now hand you over to my air hostess Kumeshni also known as Kumsi-girl from Parlock. Ladies & Gentlemen this is your airhostess Kumeshni, I dunno why that rubbish Captain Pratash telling everybody my house name Kumsi-Girl, I will jamal him on this flight then he will come right. In your seat pockets you will find one instruction card, these cards are sponsored by Raj Printers in Verulam, they make so nice wedding cards ey. Choon them I reffered yawl, he will give nice price then. Please use that seat belt otherwise this man will get one fit, he is such an irritating Captain, only nag nag and stay. In the event of us crashing inside the ocean, yawl must use this nice Jacket, sponsored by Ginger Bagwandeen & Sons, they also do sari blouse alterations. To eat today we have some nice mutton biryani with dholl and salad and for those breadou’s dont worry ey, we knor yawl people fasting so we have fresh yellow potato roti roll made by The Mistress of Spice.- aunty baby 4rm unit 2 Have a good flight...

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