A Group of Eight Most Ruy Lopezed Summit was conceived, planned, and hosted by the G8 super-heavyweights organizing committee. Their hungry, salivating invited guest pipers were served with strict instructions to play and dance to the Lingala ya Bermuda Party tune called out by the G8 Bursar. Suddenly the Bursar, tongue in cheek, sprayed awesome graffiti onto his front office door, just before the jet-lagged hustlers arrived to collect their allowances. The graffiti, which appeared like the writing on the wall, but turned out to be the writing on the door, read in part: “Dear Black To Play & Win, we know that you are not lazy, and that is why our professional consultants have turned into volunteer counselors, dying to advise you that when you return back home to your roots, urgently sort out your Fundamentals – contact dem, embrace dem, eat and dine with dem, work for dem, teach dem, nurture dem, train dem, cultivate dem, represent dem, serve dem, inspire dem and empower dem, because that is the very same price our own Great Predecessors also paid before the good old Professor Arpad Emrick Elo crawled out of the woodwork to punish us with so many 2700+ chess wizards.”
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 09:00:41 +0000
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