A LETTER TO POTENTIAL ROOMMATES: Hi there! I’ve posted to this page a few times before so in an effort to both cure my winter break boredom as well as reach out to a few future gamecocks, I’m writing this little note to all of you to better communicate who I am in order to find the perfect roomie. It’s like “Survivor”, but college. Fun! Let’s cut to the chase, shall we? To begin widdling down the list, no, I will not be living in an honors dorm. Queue picture of Simon Cowell captioned, “It’s a no from me”. It’s cool. I’m fine with it. Whatever. You honors students rock, you are the MVPs of USC. Enjoy yourselves. I will, however, absolutely be living in a suite style dorm. I swear, I can’t deal with sharing a bathroom with a million other girls. Call me picky and pretentious, but I prefer to maintain my privacy whilst I pee and poo. Fair enough. Next matter of business: I have a very specific style. I have deemed it: “preppy/classic/whimsical” It’s like if Lilly Pulitzer, J. Crew and Anthropologie had a baby. I’ve already designed my side of the dorm with that exact style in mind; it’s attached below. Granted it’s December so it’s bound to change completely by the time comes to actually buy everything, but as of right now I’m really digging the pink/gold/monogram theme. I am open to other ideas of course, like I said: this has been made solely in an effort to cure winter break boredom. Going along with the “style” theme from the previous paragraph, let’s talk about clothes, shall we? I’m not going to sugarcoat this: I like nice things. I am willing to share my nice things granted you understand that sharing does not translate to taking. I’m very organized and like to know where everything is. I fit into anything within the boundaries of 0-2-4. Shoes 6.5-8. It depends on the brand, you feel? I am obviously perfectly fine if we wear different sizes. I am NOT specifically looking for someone exactly like me. I know this totally makes me sound like a brat but I am one of seven children so I’m pretty tired of having to deal with missing clothing items because someone else thought it was cute. True life: I’m not as stuck up as I seem in this fun letter, I just feel like I should lay everything out on the table now so we don’t have to deal with it later. Okay back to business: when I mentioned “preppy/classic/whimsical” earlier, I meant it. I freaking love Lilly Pulitzer, Vineyard Vines, J. Crew, Ralph Lauren, blah blah blah, monograms, so if you’re hipster AF or totally into something like anime or whatever that’s cool for you but it’s not really my style so we can be friends and all but I don’t think we’ll be best buddies for a year if we room together. It’s for the best, I promise. Just to throw this in: In case you couldn’t already tell, I’m obvi rushing! Alrighty to finish things off, here are just a few extra things about me: I’m from a suburb called Indian Hill in Cincinnati. We Ohioans are pretty neutral: technically in the north but we kind of fit into both northern and southern categories. Anyway, I don’t mind if you’re northern or southern. I like to study and plan on majoring in political science/ pre-law so I need to do well to get into a great law school. I do intend to have fun though, after all, it is college. I’m pretty amped. To conclude, I do apologize for how daunting this letter is. I do this a lot. I am going to law school eventually so I suppose it’s good that I love little details like this. I’m destined to a career of writing contracts, seems pretty fitting. Like I said, I’ve attached my idea of a great dorm below. Please, please PLSZZZZ message or Instagram me or whatever if after reading this letter you don’t hate me too much. Okey dokey then Merry Christmas! Comin at u straight up Keely Gardner #swag
Posted on: Tue, 23 Dec 2014 23:30:04 +0000
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