A Little bit of world History! Nuff said! The teacher said, Lets begin by reviewing some History. Who said Give me Liberty, or give me Death? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: Patrick Henry, 1775, he said. Very good! -- Who said, Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth? Again, no response except from Little Akio: Abraham Lincoln, 1863. Excellent! said the teacher continuing, Lets try one a bit more difficult ˆ Who said, Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country? Once again, Akios was the only hand in the air and he said: John F. Kennedy, 1961. The teacher snapped at the class, Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Akio isnt from this country and he knows more about our history than you do. At that point, a student in the back said, Im gonna puke. The teacher glares around and asks, All right! -- Now who said that? Again, Little Akio says, George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991. The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, Oh shit, Were $crewed! Little Akio said quietly, The Trinbagonian people, when the Peoples Partnership was elected with a majority government, 2010! *****************
Posted on: Mon, 05 May 2014 21:05:00 +0000
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