A Lozi man, a bemba man n a Tonga man wer lost in a forest n then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that thy cud live if thy pass the trial. The king told each of them to go deep into the forest n get 10fruits of the same kind. The 3 men went their separate ways to gather fruit. The lozi man came back n brought 10apples. Then the king said, u hav to swallow the fruits without any expression on ur face or u b killed. The 1st apple went in, but on the 2nd one, he winced out in pain so he was killed. The bemba man arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king said that he has to swallow without making any expression on his face, he thot to himself this shud b easy... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 n on the 9th one he burst into laughter n was killed. The lozi man n the Bemba man mate in heaven n the lozi man asked, why did u laugh? u almost got away wit the trial. The bemba man replied, i cud not help it, wen i saw the Tonga man coming wit watermelons.LMFAO..... :p sorry tongas no offense....
Posted on: Sun, 27 Apr 2014 18:44:22 +0000
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