A MUST READ TFF !!! PLEASE CAREFULLY READ.... this is legit GOT IT FROM MY HAIRDRESSERS SISTERS DOG Hello to all of you who are on my list of contacts of Facebook. I havent wanted to do this, but after finding all of my thoughts and ideas located on other peoples profiles, not all of whom were FB Friends to me, I would like to ask a favor of you…. You may not know that Facebook has changed its privacy configuration once again! Thanks to the new “Cranial Extraction Policy”, any person on FB anywhere in the world can know our thoughts, our “preferences” from what we like on our Double Cheeseburger to who we want to sleep with and our “fetishes” from what we insist on having in the bathtub (Hello Yellow Rubber Ducky) to why you have a feather duster in the second drawer of your nightstand. Please do the following: 1. So, please, place your cursor over my photo that appears in this box (without clicking) and repeat the words “Mary Poppins” 3 times while holding your nose. 2. Remove all your clothes and cover your body in Cheese Whiz to shield yourself. 3. Now wrap the top of your head in tin foil so that the FB Overlords cannot see your thoughts before the final step. 4. Now, share this. Once I see it published on your page, I will light the candle of eternal idiocy and have a nice relaxing bath (possibly with bubbles). Once finished comment “Aye, aye Captain!!” and Copy & Paste on your wall to warn your friends! Those of my friends who do not maintain my thoughts in private will be subjected to a ridiculous ritual involving grape jelly and car booster cables, because I want my thoughts to remain among my friends and not be available to alien space craft circling the planet with a death ray.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Oct 2013 11:49:14 +0000
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