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A MUST READ Taken from Peter Kramer A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I dont know where I am.. The man below replied, Youre in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. Youre between 40 and 41 degrees south latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude. You must be an Engineer, said the balloonist. “I am, replied the man, how did you know? Well, answered the balloonist, everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but Ive no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, Im still lost. Frankly, youve not been much help at all. If anything, youve delayed my trip by your talk. The man below responded, You must be an ANC MP. I am, replied the balloonist, but how did you know? Well, said the man, you dont know where you are or where youre going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which youve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, its all my fault . . .

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