A Mackem walks into a Geordie pub. Who wants to hear a joke about Alan Shearer? A tall man rises and says: Listen, man, Im 6 foot 3, weighing in at 90 kilos. Then he points at the man in the Newcastle shirt to his left. And my mate Tommy here is even 6 foot 6 with more than 100 kilos. And, pointing at another tall man in full Newcastle United outfit, he adds: That bloke over there named Stevie is a former youth boxing champion. See, youre outnumbered, 3 against 1. So, do you still want to tell you joke? Said the Mackem: Well, no. Because I dont like to explain the same joke three times... SAFC
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 17:38:39 +0000
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