A Mothers lesson All the things my mother taught me: My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - If youre going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning! My mother taught me RELIGION - You better pray that will come out of the carpet. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: If you dont straighten up, Im going to knock you into the middle of next week! My mother taught me LOGIC: Because I said so, thats why. My mother taught me FORESIGHT - Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case youre in an accident. My mother taught me IRONY - Keep laughing and Ill *give* you something to cry out. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - Shut your mouth and eat your supper! My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck! My mother taught me about STAMINA - Youll sit there til all that spinach is finished. My mother taught me about WEATHER - It looks as if a tornado swept through your room. My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then? My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - If Ive told you once, Ive told you a million times - dont exaggerate!!! My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - Stop acting like your father! My mother taught me about ENVY - There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who dont have wonderful parents like you do #sasz
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 11:15:58 +0000
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